Remember last week when the world discovered that Apple’s Siri is suspiciously clueless about reproductive health?
Then Jill Filipovic wrote a devastating follow up piece calling Siri a “total misogynist” and outlined some additional repro health-related blindspots.
Well, good news for all you abortion-seeking iPhone owners! The responsive folks over at Apple have fixed the problem. In fact, they may have gone a bit too far. Nonetheless, I’m glad to report that Siri is now trying way too hard to help people get abortions. Check it out:
These are parodies of course, but I think it’s the best (and funniest) kind of wishful thinking there is. More hilarity after the jump.

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