Breaking: Michele Bachmann is now pro-choice

JK! She still thinks abortion should be illegal under all circumstances–even in cases of rape, incest, and threats to a woman’s health. She just really hates Obamacare:

The irony hurts.

Transcript after the jump.

Gillibrand: This is a debate that’s long been settled. But this Congress, starting with HR1, has made an effort–

Bachmann: That is a false portrayal of where the House of Representatives is. That’s a false portrayal. What we want is women to be able to make their own choices and there’s been–

Gillibrand: That’s not what this bill says–

Bachmann: We want women to make choices. That’s why on health care, we want women to have health savings accounts and the ability to make their own choices in healthcare. You see that’s the lie that happens under Obamacare. The President of the United States effectively becomes a health care dictator. Women don’t need anyone to tell them what to do on health care. We want women to have their own choices, their own money. That way they can make their own choices for the future of their own bodies.”