You shouldn’t have!! No, you really shouldn’t have.

This is an oldie but a badie.
If someone got this for me for Christmas, I may have possibly beat them with it. This “sexy furniture” created by Mario Philippona isn’t new to us, but reader Mary alerted us to the piece and I just had to share.
Couldn’t be more offensive, right? But perhaps not as bad as his Winespread, which is bluntly described, “You can stick your bottle in a wide spread sculpted pussy.”
Warms the heart, doesn’t it?