iCycle – iPhone’s newest toy for men

Is there an "I can’t believe this" category?

For $9.99, download this handy iPhone application to track the women in your life, specifically designed for guys to know what it’s safe to have a major discussion during "her best time period." Yup, introducing iCycle, a tracking application that tells you where a woman is in her menstrual cycle.

Do they have an app to warn of patriarchal stupidity? Probably the alarm would be going off all the time.

Here’s the description:

With one button click, always know when your girlfriends / wife have their period. Enjoy peace and quiet in your relationships.

Prevent arguments and unnecessary misunderstandings, save money, plan your dates, vacations, weekend trips, and major discussions within her “best time period” of the month, the Green Zone. iCycle is extremely simple to use and was specifically created for men but can be used by women just as well. If you are dating, married, or simply want to keep track of the important women in your life, iCycle can help improve your relationship(s).

The visual cues show when your women are about to get their period in their current cycle (the Caution Zone), when they are having their period and are highly irritable (the Warning Zone), when they are coming off of their period (the Good Zone), and when they are in the green zone (the Best Zone or Ovulation Period). Improve your relationship and your love life by knowing when your woman is in the “green zone”. Know when her sexual peak period is during the month. Great if you are planning to get pregnant and know when she is most fertile.

Features:
1. Visually displays the current zone she is in (Red, Blue, Green, or Yellow)
2. Display the number of days left for the current zone
3. Visually displays the cue for the next zone and the next date
4. Track an unlimited number of women
5. Easy to setup and use

Via.

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