AOL Says I Should Love My Body By Fixing Everything I Hate!

Granted, from past experience I should know that reading anything that pops up on AOL Today when I check my mail is going to be a painful experience at best. But today it seemed to be loaded with more "look better so you can catch a man!" articles than usual.

First up is "Habits of Highly Unattractive Women" I clicked, with low hopes of stories of women who overcame a deep hatred of their bodies to reveal an even more beautiful woman inside. Nope. Instead, it’s a 13 point plan to catch a man. Yep! That’s right girls, even if you are the ugliest, most bitter woman on the planet you too can get a MAN!! Ugh.

For reasons unknown to my self, I clicked on "This Simple Trick Is All You Need: Banish Muffin Top Forever." BIG mistake. Especially considering "Love Your Body!" Is plastered all over the freakin page! What the fuck AOL?! Isn’t is enough that I am flippin my shit over this muffin top but now I gotta worry about my nips being hard 24/7, cottage cheese thighs AND yucky stuff under my nails?! Did you hear that? YUCKY STUFF. Like way more yucky than periods and mood swings and that sorta stuff.

Links so that you can tell AOL to fuck themselves:

http://www.aolhealth.com/healthy-living/relationships/more-attractive-to-men

http://coaches.aol.com/wellness/nancy-redd/know-love-your-body