By Vanessa • 16 years ago

Shop of Horrors indeed.

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It’s time to bring out the heinous in Halloween.
Between sexy mustard and Anna Rexia, I don’t know which is worse. But when these ridiculous, “sexy” costumes start getting marketed to kids is when the nausea really starts to kick in. Girls costumes categorized as “occupational” on this site include “Major Flirt Child,” “Nurse Child,” and “French Maid Child.”
The women’s “occupational sexy costumes” are disturbing as well; their careers consist of being “Ella Mental,” (shown after the jump — because tied up and mentally ill just screams sexy), “Shop-A-Holic,” “Trophy Wife,” “Working Girl,” and a “Deviant Housewife.”
So a crazed shopaholic, deviant trophy/whore of a wife fits the bill of what it means to be an “occupational” woman for Halloween. Hot.


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