And the anxious masculinity award goes to…

The guy who wrote me this awesomely predictable email. Classic.

I randomly came upon your website and it made me laugh so much. What you fail to realize is that ALL WOMEN ARE PROPERTY. That’s why your mothers took the last name of your fathers. That is because SHE BELONGS TO HIM. I love making fun of all the cute lil’ feminists around the UM, College Park campus as other scantly clad female student contradict everything they are saying. ALL WOMEN were created to serve men, thats why you get pregnant and that why you have to look attractive with long hair and make up to attract a man. One day all of you will have an epiphany and realize your life’s worth is in the kitchen. In closing, whats for dinner?
With superiority,
Sean

Someone wants attention real bad.
By the way, if you’d like to respond to Sean, here’s his email address.
Related: Check out Amanda and Echidne on Stephen J. Ducat’s The Wimp Factor. Gender Gaps, Holy Wars, and the Politics of Anxious Masculinity.