Helplessness is the key to happiness.

Attention all (straight) women in Russia! Do you want to get the man of your dreams?? Do you want to be “successful in a man’s world?” Then it might be time to take some courses in “Bitchology.” No joke.
A growing tend in Russia are “bitch schools” that essentially teach women how to manipulate their way into a man’s heart. Vladimir Rakovsky, a motivational speaker, and his wife, Yevgenia. are the founders of this new “study.” Rakovsky’s definition of what a “bitch” should be:

“A smart woman gets what she wants by pretending to be weak. . . A bitch should be strong and self-confident but should remember to use feminine wiles, such as her attractiveness and, whenever useful, she should try to come across as a helpless creature.”

Because there’s nothing more unattractive than a confident woman. Yuck.
Students swear that the technique works and gives every Russian woman what she wants, which is apparently “Great sex, money and a man who looks after you.”
Well, the first two don’t sound so bad, but wow. I don’t even know what to make of this. Thoughts?