Women prefer housekeeping to love

Just so you know, that’s an actual headline.
An online study says that British women just love love love to do housework:

In an age when women are making economic strides and excelling in the workplace, the one thing that gives the majority a sense of empowerment is a good go around the house with the vacuum cleaner – followed by some cleaning and dusting.
…One-third of all women claimed “cleaning gives them more satisfaction than sex.”

Cause who needs love, sex, or a career when you have a vacuum cleaner? (Insert hose joke here.)
The “study� was commissioned by Discovery Home and Health TV for their new series, Cleanaholics.
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