Help is on the way!

Can I get that in the full-sized model?
Being conservative ruining your dating life? Do women walk out in the middle of dinner dates when you tell them you voted for Bush? How many times have those pants been pulled up in a hurry after you huskily whispered, “No woman is gonna abort a baby of mine”? Do you find yourself telling people that you’re a virgin due to “moral values” rather than admit the shameful truth–that no woman will touch you after you waxed poetic about how her smaller paycheck was more womanly? Fret no more, my sexist friends! Help is on the way!
Germany – A German inventor claims to have created the world’s most sophisticated robot sex doll.
The sex androids developed by aircraft mechanic Michael Harriman from Nuremberg have “hearts” that beat harder during sex.
They also breathe harder and have internal heaters to raise the body temperature – but their feet stay cold “just like in real life”, according to Harriman.
He said: “They are almost impossible to distinguish from the real thing, but I am still developing improvements and I will only be happy when what I have is better than the real thing.”
Well, at least in the minds of the target audience, whose knowledge of “the real thing” is bound to be a little bit limited, due to the fact that if you do have “the real thing” in the house, she’s unlikely to allow an animatronic masturbation device have its own bed and spot at the dinner table.
Though I do have to wonder what “better than the real thing” means–is he working on a sex doll that can get pregnant, cooks and cleans, but knows better than to demand its rights?