Playboy’s Recent Puke-Worthy Projects: Part Two

As an update from my post a wee back on recent bizarre trends Playboy has taken on, including neked video game characters, this week they have introduced their brand-new “hamburger honeys,” otherwise known as McDonald’s employees. Sigh.
According to CNNmoney.com, Playboy has been working on this recent project of the “All-American girl” appeal, to disclose a “lighter side” of corporate America (whatever that means). It has been quite a treat for them — there has already been features of ladies from Wal-Mart (should we be surprised) and Home Depot. With their most recent “sexiest burger babes,” they’re expecting much attention. So will the burgers be on the babes? Or maybe they’ll be laying naked in a sea o’ fries? That would be hot. I won’t even mention what they could do with the chicken nuggets….
John Thomas, editor of Playboy.com, said that the models were paid but didn’t say the amount. “These women are not CEOs of corporations but they made a nice piece of change with the feature. They were flown in to our headquarters in Chicago and all expenses were paid by us.” Oh, such gentlemen!
So the pictorial is exclusively available on Playboy.com for all to see (Well, if you have the loot to pay the small fee). I just don’t get it. The only guy I could think of who would seriously get off on this shit is our red-headed pal, Ronald.