Life begins at confection

The secret is out! Much like TruBlood, feminists now satisfy their desire to eat fetuses by baking cookie-shaped representations of them. We also eat brownies shaped like “traditional marriage.” And those penis gummies? Yeah, not just for bachelorette parties. In the gift bag at every feminist event.
(Full disclosure: I stole the title of this post from a Buzzfeed commenter. But isn’t it perfect?)