Talk about empowerment and feminism!

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It’s not surprising that there’s yet another in the series of “babe chain restaurants,” which typically sell meaty entrees delivered to your table by nearly-naked women. This one, Hawaiian Tropic Zone, brings you both broiled meats and waitresses resembling the broiled beauties from suntan ads. It’s owned and operated by Dennis Riese, a total feminist — in the Pussycat Dolls sense, that is.

Nor is Hawaiian Tropic Zone a strip club. “No nipples,� Riese said. “You’re never, ever going to see a girl nude.� He continued, “I’m such a feminist. I love women and believe in them. And I’m not being P.C. by saying that men and women like to look at the woman’s form—it’s been going on since Michelangelo, you know, since they were doing statues of Venus de Milo. So I really believed that I was creating a restaurant that was going to appeal to men and women. I used colors that are very feminine in this place.� He gestured toward a tropical mosaic and toward a pair of soft-orange overhead lights shaped—as are the salt and pepper shakers—like breasts.

I mean, what’s not feminist about boob-shaped salt and pepper shakers? They’re the must-have gift for every graduating women’s studies major.

Riese called for a menu. “We have a section that says ‘simply grilled,’ because women don’t like to eat sauces the way men do,� he said. “They’re watching their weight more often.� He pointed at the menu. “Also, see, it says ‘sharing encouraged,’ no extra charge. Well, women have smaller stomachs. And maybe two young single girls have a smaller pocketbook, and the idea of encouraging two girls to come in—nobody’s going to put a spotlight on you, make you feel uncomfortable because you’re sharing a dish, or that you want something just simply grilled.� (Riese says that women make up about a third of the restaurant’s customers.) “Women like sexy. Talk about empowerment and feminism! There’s nowhere offering women sexy in the way they would like it to be—classy sexy!�

The mind reels.
via Gawker.

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