Could this ever be as bad-ass as Texts from Hillary? I’m not sure but considering that Michelle is a bad-ass, it’s worth a try. Here are a few from the twitterverse.

I’ll start:

“Hey Barack, is this girl sitting next to me Jessica from True Blood?! #lafayetteforlife”

“Bey, I missed my work out this morning–Turbofire for lunch?”

“No, Barack, pizza does not grow in the garden. #chicagopeople”

“They see me flexing–they be hatin'”