tarynr

“Brother you gotta stop embarrassing yourself. Fiona’s a hood girl, not a debutant from Glencoe. It’s painful man, you always askin’ her on lunches, takin’ a getaway? What’s next, co-ed bikini waxes and a spa day? When she says ‘fuck you’ she means ‘I like you.’ It’s hood girl speak, learn the language. All day, all she does is make decisions. Stop askin’ her what she needs—tell her.”