I feel like this should be a knock-knock joke–but that’s what actually happened. A dude stole a semi in Lorraine County, Ohio and crashed it into a local store sex shop, Adultmart, to steal a life like size sex toy. The news report is pretty hilarious.

Joking aside, this guy is either so overcome by his serious appetite for fake vagina sex toys that it leads him to engage in destructive behavior to get his desires met–which is more then having a sex kink, but shows a desperation that is not reflective of healthy sexuality. Or he was stealing it to resell, who knows.

But the news story was pretty big on calling him a sex-crazed pervert, a deviant, “crazy,” etc ...