Barbie comes out of the closet.

Our favorite Christian crazies, Concerned Women for America, have recently made a big stink over a very serious issue that will apparently infect the young kids everywhere: Barbie has crossed over to the queer side.
It seems that they’re outraged because a poll featured on the Barbie website asks children their age and sex, giving them three options for their sex: “Boy”, “Girl” and “I don’t know.”
In response, CWA has said that Mattel is being influenced by the transgender movement and that a “bisexuality gender confusion” is the dangerous agenda of the website. Um, what? Transgender, bisexual, it’s all the same perverse shit, right??
It seems that Mattel can’t escape the attention that conservative groups have been giving them as of late; they’ve recently broke partnership with Girls Inc. because of the American Family Association’s ludicrous hating on the nonprofit organization that empowers young girls.
Mattel claims that the third option in the poll was an oversight, was meant to be “I don’t want to say” instead of “I don’t know,” and have since changed the wording.
Shocker.