New Favorite Tumblr: Ordering 300 Sandwiches

In case our Weekly Feminist GIF wasn’t enough to satisfy your craving for updates on sandwichgate — one New York woman’s recently published attempt to put a ring on it by making 300 sandwiches for her asshole boyfriend — check out our new favorite Tumblr. Ordering 300 Sandwiches is just like the original 300 Sandwiches, except each meal featured on the former is made with approximately no thought and energy as humanly possible and is, you know, a joke.

The blogger explains the project as her “attempt to win a man’s heart, while expending as little effort as possible,” and in the process of skewering the original project actually presents a far more heartening portrait of intimacy.

One entry:

Sandwich TumblrToday I ordered J a scrambled egg and cheese with bacon on a roll from the local deli. The sandwich was delivered two hours late, and without the promised bacon. Upon this discovery, I looked at J and said, “You better get used to disappointment. You’re 299 sandwiches away from a lifetime’s worth.”

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Alexandra Brodsky is an editor at, student at Yale Law School, and founding co-director of Know Your IX, a national legal education campaign against campus gender-based violence. Alexandra has written for publications including the New York Times, the Atlantic, the Guardian, and the Nation, and she has spoken about violence against women and reproductive justice on MSNBC, ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN, FOX, and NPR. Through Know Your IX, she has organized with students across the country to build campuses free from discrimination and violence, developed federal policy on Title IX enforcement, and has testified at the Senate. At Yale Law, Alexandra focuses on antidiscrimination law and is a member of the Veterans Legal Services Clinic. Alexandra is committed to developing and strengthening responses to gender-based violence outside the criminal justice system through writing, organizing, and the law. Keep an eye out for The Feminist Utopia Project, co-edited by Alexandra and forthcoming from the Feminist Press (2015).

Alexandra Brodsky is an editor at, student at Yale Law School, and founding co-director of Know Your IX.

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