Ugh, it’s that time of year again. That time when people who you think are normal and sensible and great suddenly morph, not into monsters or ghouls, but into walking talking demonstrations of sexism, racism, and cultural appropriation. It’s Halloween.
Or these Scooby Doo costumes.

Or these Kermit costumes, where the man actually gets to dress up as Kermit, and the woman gets to wear a skimpy dress with Kermit on it.
Or this completely absurd grape costume. First of all WHO THE FUCK GOES AS A BUNCH OF GRAPES for Halloween? And secondly WHO THE FUCK GOES AS A “SEXY” BUNCH OF GRAPES for Halloween?
Ugh, fuck everything. I need a nice lie down. Some candy corn would probably help, too.
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