The GOP understands how the female body works

God bless SNL and their razor sharp take on Republican ignorance of how the female reproductive system works. Check out this fantastic parody tampon ad which aired during Saturday night’s show.

Transcript below the jump!

As a woman, my health is important to me. So when it comes to that time of the month, I don’t trust my body to just anyone. That’s why I choose the one brand of tampons created by the people who know my body best: the gentlemen of the Republican party. GOB tampons, designed with all the knowledge of a woman’s body that only comes with being a 60-plus conservative man. With its sleek shape and smart design, the GOB tampon expands perfectly to fit in my Fallopian tubes. Which means I can be sure it’ll stay in place all year long. And the smooth metal applicator makes it easier to insert directly into my butt. Where it can hook on to the ovaries, and also the boobs. And I like that. It’s so simple, I don’t know why I didn’t think of it myself. GOB tampons. Made for a woman, by Republicans. Now with wings!

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