Haters go air-bound to warn Disney World visitors of pride event

Religious folks sure likes to use air-bound messages to spread the moral word. I was at Disney last year in the midst of a serious ice cream-eating session when I happened to look up and saw a huge cloud of skywriting that said: “Jesus saves.”

Now, it looks like the Florida Family Association has spend several thousand dollars to fly a plane over the theme park to warn visitors that The Gays are Coming.

Gay Day is actually not just one day, but a week-long event in Orlando around Pride Month that includes a day at Disney World on the first Saturday in June. As that Saturday just passed, so did the huge plane and banner that flew around the theme park on Friday, warning folks looking for a “normal day” at the Magical Kingdom that they’ll find the horror of past Gay Days:

“Many Gay Day patrons wore shirts that promoted homosexuality, kissed, hugged and groped in very public places and dressed in drag all to the curiosity of tens of thousands of children.”

Because I’m sure those children would never, ever see gay people within their lifetime if it wasn’t for Gay Day at Disney. Of course protecting our children from some pride t-shirts and PDA is way more important than teaching our kids to not beat their fellow students nearly to death or fighting  the education cuts in Florida of nearly $2 billion thanks to a corrupt governor.

That’s right — making sure that Mickey fucking Mouse stays straight will protect our children’s well-being. No homo, Mickey. No homo.