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The winners of the Pulitzer Prize have been announced.

Jersey City school superintendent spouts this ridiculousness: “Our worst enemy is the young ladies,” Epps said. “The young girls are bad. I don’t know what they’re drinking today, but they’re bad.”

Former Surgeon General Jocelyn Elders has a lot to say in her recent interview with The Root. Jezebel highlights a few jems, including this one: “If everybody in Congress who’d ever masturbated in their life would turn green, then we would have a green Congress.” Read the whole thing here.