“Restore” your sexual confidence. Dye your vagina pink.


Gah! Community poster gothicguera alerted us to another disturbing product to add to the list today. My New Pink Button is a “genital cosmetic colorant” that “restores the ‘Pink’ back to a Woman’s Genitals.”
Since some folks have changes in hue to their vulva with age, childbirth or other reasons, this product was created for the purpose of “restoring sexual confidence to women everywhere!” Yes, tell a woman there’s something wrong with the color of her vag is exactly what she needs for her sexual confidence!
The different colors are sold with oh-so-obvious names like Marilyn, Audrey and Ginger, the one shade that was “developed for ‘Women of Color’.” It just doesn’t get worse than this, people.
Via Jezebel.

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55 Comments

  1. jellyleelips
    Posted January 14, 2010 at 9:08 am | Permalink

    Hell, I’m white and very pale and my labia minora and nipples turn brown when I’m aroused. Too bad my boyfriend loves this. And the TMI is just fine :)

  2. Nancy Shrew
    Posted January 14, 2010 at 7:08 pm | Permalink

    I totally agree with you, but I just have to say “My New Pink Knob” made me lol. *sings* People let me tell you about my piiink knob!

  3. roxie
    Posted January 15, 2010 at 2:20 am | Permalink

    No one is ever born good enough, it seems.

  4. Yekaterina
    Posted January 18, 2010 at 1:21 am | Permalink

    I wish they changed their language and added more colors. I have little doubt this product is toxic somehow, but hey, if I get to have an Avatar-blue vulva for a day…

  5. Yekaterina
    Posted January 18, 2010 at 1:22 am | Permalink

    I wish they changed their language and added more colors. I have little doubt this product is toxic somehow, but hey, if I get to have an Avatar-blue vulva for a day…

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