By Vanessa • 14 years ago

Holy Gross of the Day


A recent article in the UK’s Times Higher Education magazine has caused a bit of an uproar, and understandably. In the feature about the “seven deadly sins of universities,” the vice chancellor of Buckingham University claims that female students are a “perk” of the job and should be enjoyed.
Funnily enough, Terence Kealey insists the piece was “highly moral,” probably because he encourages his fellow professors to look but not touch. Instead, just use her “curves” to fantasize about during sex with your wife. No joke.

Normal girls – more interested in abs than in labs, more interested in pecs than specs, more interested in triceps than tripos – will abjure their lecturers for the company of their peers, but nonetheless, most male lecturers know that, most years, there will be a girl in class who flashes her admiration and who asks for advice on her essays. What to do?
Enjoy her! She’s a perk. She doesn’t yet know that you are only Casaubon to her Dorothea, Howard Kirk to her Felicity Phee, and she will flaunt you her curves. Which you should admire daily to spice up your sex, nightly, with the wife.

He also says that in terms of sexual relationships among faculty and students, “the fault lies with the females” and seems to complain about the “intrusive” agencies that outlawed students bartering sex for good grades: “[T]he days are gone when a scholar could trade sex for upgrades.”
Now this guy is a keeper.

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