Barack Obama Sexism Watch: Misogynist Metaphors Edition

Well this is a new one. If you thought Fox News was bad, check out their bloggers. Greg Gutfeld, also host of Fox News’ Red Eye, wrote a post yesterday on Fox Forum that may just leave you speechless. The title: “Obama Is as Untouchable as a Really Hot Chick.” And that’s just the tip of the iceberg:

Seriously, the man isn’t a presidential candidate, he’s a really hot chick. You know what I mean, right?
You know how when a friend starts dating some girl, let’s say a stripper with top of the line implants, he overlooks everything else. She could be spreading Chlamydia like a Jehovah’s Witness unloading a case of Watchtower pamphlets, and it won’t matter.
Blinded by beauty, he lets her get away with everything, until your buddy is left broken and broke, riddled with disease, sleeping in your garage and convinced a mob boyfriend wants him dead. (Emphasis mine)

It must be hard to put so many misogynist stereotypes in less than a hundred words. Sounds like this guy has some serious fucking issues.
After you’ve recovered from the speechlessness, let the fury sink in and let Greg know what you think of his blogging.
Thanks to Lisa for the link!