By Vanessa • 16 years ago

Birthday props.

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Yes, it is our Jessica’s 29th birthday today, and what better than a little birthday embarassment?
She’s accomplished tons in this past year, between the success of her first book and straight on to the second (with more and more to come), she’s been writing, blogging and ass-kicking her way up to being, well, a feminist icon of our time. And for that, we should all be very, very happy that she’s here. Here’s to you, sis.
With that being said, I’d like to share with you all my favorite Jessica story, and encourage any friends to do the same in comments:
I was about 6 and she was 8, and she had me pinned me down on our parents’ bed in the midst of a sisterly brawl, which was pretty typical for us. She threatened to pee on me, and I stupidly told her she didn’t have the nerve. But as y’all know, the girl is all nerve. ‘Nuff said.
Happy Birthday, Jessica!

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