Immoral parasite rapidly spreading across planet!

Weirdest headline ever: “Parasite turns women into ‘sex kittens.’“ Whaa?
Apparently, about 40 percent of the world’s population is infected with Toxoplasma gondii, a parasite found in raw meat, that makes men dumb and women sluts:

‘Infected men have lower IQs, achieve a lower level of education and have shorter attention spans. They are also more likely to break rules and take risks, be more independent, more anti-social, suspicious, jealous and morose, and are deemed less attractive to women.
On the other hand, infected women tend to be more outgoing, friendly, more promiscuous, and are considered more attractive to men compared with non-infected controls.
In short, it can make men behave like alley cats and women behave like sex kittens.’

Hey, I fit all of those descriptions! And I do like my steak rare. And cats.
This study is just silly.