Class act of the day

A Colorado man has been arrested for felony sexual assault after “biting a stripper in the vagina during a private dance.”
Um. Wow.
33 year-old Jesse Adam Bopp was at Bustop Gentlemen’s Club in Boulder celebrating his bachelor party two days before his wedding when the assault allegedly occured.

According to the police report, video footage of the private dance showed the dancer’s vaginal area appear to come in contact with Bopp’s face, then the dancer quickly pulled away and grabbed the area.

Bopp’s friends were apparently bragging about Bopp “getting away with touching a dancer.” The woman was taken to an area hospital for a sexual assault exam.
Question: What would Prudie say?