Time to pack it in gals, feminism is dead. Again.

If feminism is dead, why do they have to keep trying to kill it?

Nathan Tabor at Renew America comforts other scared-of-girls conservatives with the promise that The feminist furor has finally passed. Whew. Finally.

In cities across the U.S., women are chucking the corporate world and embracing Barney’s world instead. They have found fulfillment where their grandmothers did — in the home, raising their children, offering love and support to their husbands. Many do not consider domestic work a drudgery — rather, they see it as a comforting alternative to the 24/7 career life.

Definitely. I actually cuddle with my vacuum cleaner. Seriously though–since when is “career lifeâ€? 24/7? But cleaning up after people, cooking, taking care of kids and all that shit is just from 9-5?

But what has brought about this seismic shift in American life? Feminism may, in fact, be responsible. Young women have seen the fallout from feminism and, as a result, they want no part of it. Public opinion polls generally show that younger women flinch at the thought of being called “feminists.”

Two for flinching!

They may have been raised in the broken homes spawned by the nation’s divorce culture, and they don’t want their own children to suffer the fate that they did. In essence, they suffered parental loss early in their lives because their mothers were rarely home long enough to be a nurturing force. Instead of tugging on their mothers’ apron strings, they were left to tug on the telephone cord that connected them to their working mothers’ offices.

What a writer! See how he turned the whole “tuggingâ€? idiom around on you? Bet you didn’t see that one coming. Genius. (Yeah I’m just filled with the spirit of snark today.)
So ladies, I guess we’re just going to have to pack it in and get our asses back in the kitchen. But before we do, make sure you thank Mr. Tabor for clueing us in on what young women are thinking.