Fashion (non)sense

My roommate Alli has a serious catalog problem–she gets at least three a day. We have no idea what kind of bizarre mailing list she’s on, but damn do they love sending us stuff. (This is my explanation of why I was looking through a teen clothing catalog. That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it.)
Imagine my horror when I came across the above shirt in Alloy–a catalog marketed to teen girls. You have got to be fucking kidding me.
In other icky-shirt news, a group of high school students in Pennsylvania are speaking out against Abercrombie & Fitch over a shirt that reads: “Who needs a brain when you have these?” How sweet.
I couldn’t find that particular shirt on the A&F site, but they have plenty others to get squeamish over.