Debbie banned from doing Dallas

A judge in Texas recently ordered a 17 year-old girl charged with using drugs to abstain from sex as a condition of her probation. You know, cause drug use and sex go hand in hand. (I wonder how this judge plans to enforce the ruling…weekly vagina checks?)
Apparently Judge Lauri Blake is known for being quite the hater–she has also banned tattoos, body piercings, earrings and clothing “associated with the drug culture” for those on probation and won’t allow lawyers in her courtroom to wear sleeveless shirts or show cleavage.
Sounds like someone needs a gavel removed from their ass.

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