Not another one…

A silly new German handbook has recently been released in order to “bridge the gap” between the sexes’ communication barriers.
The book explains to the female readers that what men say is not necessarily what they mean, and lists a number of “translations” for men’s apparent “real” language:
When out shopping, ‘that doesn’t suit you’ means ‘it is too expensive’, and ‘buy that one’ means ‘I want to go home.’
The authors also list the top ten questions women should never ask men, like “Would you still love me if I was fatter and uglier?”, “Why do you love me?”, and “What are you thinking?”
Because of course, men can’t understand the “logic behind” those questions.