Product Whoring, Part 2


A little too much jiggle in your jogging? Salon recommends the Last Resort Bra:
I ordered the bra while my class was at lunch, wincing at the $60 price tag. When it arrived the following week I grew nervous: it fastens up the front, with a hook-and-eye closure? It’s made of what, satin? And, good God: There’s no underwire!
The proof, however, was in the plodding. I went out for a slow test-jog along the lake. After two miles I was out of breath, had aching knees, and a stitch in my side, but I could have cried for joy: My breasts had stayed put, in perfect comfort, without sacrificing lung capacity. I went home and plunked down another $75 to register for the Chicago Marathon, my first. I’ve run four more since then, and dozens of shorter races.

A well-endowed friend of mine actually told me about this bra several months ago; she swears by it.
Though I must admit, the bra’s description sounds a bit terrifying:
If you’ve tried every bra out there and still bounce, try this one. Our first-ever 5-barbell rated bra ain’t pretty, but our testers say it completely eliminates bounce. Literally, you won’t move, and that’s a beautiful thing.
Any sporty gals out there have other recommendations?

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