Antenna Strippers: Objectify women at home and on the road!


If you liked the DreamStripper 3D video game, you’ll love Stripper Kittens, that “turn your car antenna into a stripping pole.” Sigh.
It’s not so much the existence of the dolls that I find so distressing–as is clear from our mudflap girl logo, using women as automotive accessories isn’t exactly new–it’s the dumb-ass doll descriptions that piss me off.
There are three different Stripper Kittens; there is a blonde, a brunette and a redhead (all white of course), and they all have riveting backgrounds that aren’t at all stereotypical or derogatory:
RAVEN – is a 21 single brunette from Seattle Washington. She is expecting her first child, although she is unsure of the identity of the father. She quit school in the 9th grade, confident of her rocker boyfriend’s pending record deal.
Likes: “Slayer and Tequila, being a groupie.”
DIAMOND – is a 26 year old blonde, mother of 2 who is proud to have completed the 11th grade, and is attending Las Vegas Junior College for the 6th year.
Likes: “Ferrari’s and shopping at the Forum Shops in Caesars Hotel & Casino.”
BRITINI – is an 18 year old red-head single high school graduate, studying to be a Beautician at in Las Vegas. She is dating the president of a fraternity at UNLV.
Likes: “I Live Everything!.”

I guess mocking plastic dolls makes rejection from real women that much easier, right guys?

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