Fuck the Homeless, Ye Shall Have Fake Tits!

It looks like the conservative radio giant, Clear Channel Communications, has shifted their focus from their pro-war antics to another target: insecure young women.
Titling their new enhancement program, “The Breast Christmas Ever”, they are running a number of contests on their radio stations where young women send in letters and pictures, hoping to be the lucky winner to get breast implants for the holiday, reports CBS News. The listeners vote, ultimately deciding which woman “deserves” it the most. They apparently claim it a “noble cosmetic self-help exercise” that saves young women’s self-esteem. Give me a fucking break.
The contests also require the lucky winners to send in “before and after” pictures of themselves (one station insisted they be topless), as well as sign a liability release that frees Clear Channel, their radio stations and the plastic surgeons of any future problems with their implants. So not only are they promoting sexist and voyeurist ideas, but potentially putting women’s health in danger.
Don’t you just love the holidays?
To take action against this ridiculously degrading shit, here are some contacts:
Clear Channel:
Mark Mays, President and Chief Executive Officer
1-210-822-2828
MarkPMays@clearchannel.com
FCC:
1-888-CALL-FCC
fccinfo@fcc.gov
Or if any of y’all live in these areas, you can call individual stations:
Radio Stations:
95.5 WKQI FM Detroit, MI
248-967-3750
97.9 KISS FM Jacksonville, FL
904-636-0507
Z107.7 FM St Louis, MO
314-333-8000
93.3 WFLZ FM Tampa, FL
813-839-9393