Playboy’s Recent Puke-Worthy Projects

Playboy is taking on a whole new level of ludicrous. This coming October’s issue will be featuring video game characters posing in the nude. Oh, and that’s not all! In the months following, they plan to have an issue posing McDonald’s employees as well. They are currently looking for some sexy models to “serve a little shake with thier fries.” Ugh.
Apparently the centerfolds of the video game vixens include bios to create a realistic fantasy. “We treated these women just like they are celebrities.”, says Scott Alexander, the senior editor for Playboy. “We treated them real, as if they had turn-ons and turn-offs.” They must feel so special! The absolute grossest part of the article was when Alexander stated, “There’s a funny kind of almost paternal feeling that a lot of these game creators have about their creations,” he said. “‘Are you going to let your little girl pose in Playboy?’ is the question we were asking.” Can I say, ew?
As for the McDonald’s ladies, Playboy has been going for the whole “girl next door” theme, already having posed Walmart and Home Depot employees. I wonder how they’re going to pose the ‘hamburger honeys’. Perhaps serving up a small fries using their tits? Or maybe they could bring Ronald McDonald into the scene for a little orgy clown action? That would be HOT.
It seems to me that Playboy is getting a wee bit desperate for gimmicks that are lacking in the taste department. Well, maybe if there’s a free happy meal involved.