Another one for the–you can’t be fucking serious–files. Bush-appointed federal judge Chief Judge Richard Cebull from the federal district court in Montana sent the following email. 

“Normally I don’t send or forward a lot of these, but even by my standards, it was a bit touching. I want all of my friends to feel what I felt when I read this. Hope it touches your heart like it did mine.

“A little boy said to his mother; ‘Mommy, how come I’m black and you’re white?'” the email joke reads. “His mother replied, ‘Don’t even go there Barack! From what I can remember about that party, you’re lucky you don’t bark!'”

Cebull acknowledged that he sent the email to seven other people, he also ...