Religious folks sure likes to use air-bound messages to spread the moral word. I was at Disney last year in the midst of a serious ice cream-eating session when I happened to look up and saw a huge cloud of skywriting that said: “Jesus saves.”

Now, it looks like the Florida Family Association has spend several thousand dollars to fly a plane over the theme park to warn visitors that The Gays are Coming.

Gay Day is actually not just one day, but a week-long event in Orlando around Pride Month that includes a day at Disney World on the first Saturday in June. As that Saturday just passed, so did the huge plane and banner that flew around ...