Lumberjack sues after catching girl cooties

Oh how I wish I was joking on this one.

A Croatia [sic] lumberjack claims he started ‘enjoying housework and knitting’ after he was given a female kidney.
Stjepan Lizacic, 56, from Osijek, is suing his local health authority because he says he’s become a laughing stock. He says his life changed from enjoying heavy drinking sessions with pals to prefering [sic] housework after the operation.
He told local newspaper 24sata: “The kidney transplant saved my life, but they never warned me about the side effects. “I have developed a strange passion for female jobs like ironing, sewing, washing dishes, sorting clothes in wardrobes and even knitting.”

You hear that guys? You better watch out; only macho-man organ transplants from now on! Just think–even if a chick bleeds on you, you may be suddenly inclined to buy shoes or have an inexplicable desire to bear children. Shudder.
Kudos to anyone who knows where the above still is from. (Or is it too easy?)