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I Hate It When Fox News Is Right

It’s easy enough to dismiss the constant screams of sexism from the conservative bloggers, media, and neighbors when it comes to Sarah Palin. After all, these are the same people that encourage the existence of an anti-Hillary Clinton group called Citizens United Not Timid. The group was founded by Professional Republican Douchebag Roger Stone, whose Wikipedia article can only be false; if such a person actually existed, it would signify the End of Days.

Despite this, we find that some of the accusations of sexism are true. Perhaps not from Obama’s corner, but rather from America’s bastion of good taste and fair play: the sex industry.

I present to you, gentle reader, the Not Sarah Palin Inflatable Love Doll. You can tell it’s not Sarah Palin because it says so.