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By Sandrine • 12 years ago

Beyond Drugs: Modern Birth Control via Smart Phone

Don’t want to get pregnant? Yep, there’s an app for that.

From uber complex to fairly simple, apps track your cycle, symptoms & body to prevent pregnancy. Some boast high effectiveness ratings, but all tune you into your body. My fave is the app that tracks your cycle against lunar phases. How cool is that?

**The slideshow author mistakes OvuView for Ocuview. **

Don’t want to get pregnant? Yep, there’s an app for that.

From uber complex to fairly simple, apps track your cycle, symptoms & body to prevent pregnancy. Some boast high effectiveness ratings, but all tune you into ...
By Sandrine • 12 years ago

Top 5 Signs He’s Really, Really Shitty

Hi,

A funky twist on the Cosmo advice columns. These are all drawn from personal experiences! Sad, but true. I broke up with this a-hole years ago, as these delightful surprises came to light!

1. He’s surprised to find out you are smarter than he is.

2. He thinks female slavery is a social institution & doesn’t feel it’s his place to condemn it.

3. He ranks your looks by numbers. And thinks you USED to be a 9.

4. He isn’t friends with women.

5. He doesn’t say “Excuse Me.” He says, “Watch Out.”

6.* BONUS* He eventually refuses to have sex with condoms because he won’t be “able” to come.  If  fuck without condoms…he comes & doesn’t get you off.

Common sense warning signs.

Hi,

A funky twist on the Cosmo advice columns. These are all drawn from personal experiences! Sad, but true. I broke up with this a-hole years ago, as these delightful surprises came to light!

1. He’s surprised to find ...
By Sandrine • 13 years ago

* My Vagina is Officially Green *

In the spirit of Earth Day & respect for my reproductive system – are you listening Florida? – I have decided to completely green my lady business. Tampons, Condoms, Birth control – the works.

Every company I researched integrates personal and social responsibility into their products. That means they all give back!

For me, going green not only means using less resources, throwing away less items, and reducing the amount of crap I put on my body, it means putting money into something I believe in.

Period Products:

By using reusable pads & tampon alternatives, I save 6 boxes of tampons & 60 pads from going into the landfill each year. For my 20 remaining fertile years, that’s 1440 tampons & 1200 pads. Like ...

In the spirit of Earth Day & respect for my reproductive system – are you listening Florida? – I have decided to completely green my lady business. Tampons, Condoms, Birth control – the works.

Every company I researched ...