Love her and that performance. She killed me taking about abortions and the dentist (cannot remember the way she put it exactly, but something about I'm paying you to work in my attic not my basement). She's fantastic, no doubt.

I saw her a few months ago hosting/attending a charity event. I wanted to tell her how much I loved her, but I think it's the only time I've been starstruck into shyness. And yeah, she's really tiny.

How about Crank Yankers? The car salesman one always makes me so happy (as does the woman who glued herself to the toilet seat).

My dream sitcom stars Sykes and Chris Elliott, doing pretty much anything.

I LOVE HER!!!

I

10 Things You Don't Know About Women
By Wanda Sykes

1. The quickest way to a woman’s heart is through her clit.
2. When we say we want you to get in touch with your feminine side, we really mean you need to touch our clit.
3. When we ask you if we look fat, it really means “can you see my clit?�
4. We’d love to meet your mom. Right after we introduce you to our clit.
5. Diamonds are forever, but touching our clit can buy you two or three years.
6. When we tell you, “We’re not communicating’� it really means you’re not touching our clit.
7. We’d be happy to buy our own damn drinks if you touched our clit.
8. When we say, “Harder! Harder!� that means “Take it our and touch my clit.�
9. The fact that women make seventy-five cents to every man’s dollar won’t bother us as long as you touch our clit.
10. “Go have boys’ night out� really means “I’ll stay home and touch my clit.�

hmmm, i think part of my message got cut off. The beginning should say "I

oy. "i love wanda"

last post, i promise.

Ha! Wanda was on the Today Show this morning. I unfortunately watch that show when I'm getting ready for work. I don't know why; to piss myself off? The hosts, particularly Meredith Viera, who I cannot stand, are the straightest, whitest, most hetero caricatures EVER. So when they have someone on like Wanda, it brings in a bit of comic relief.

Wanda just did a little walk on the plaza interview as she's in the film Evan Almighty. It was still totally awkward, probably second only to Meredith's dire LIVE interview with Madonna few months ago. Meredith just has no idea what to do with women who aren't super straight, white, dull as fuck morons like herself.

hah. that was hilarious and kinda sad, all at the same time

Heeheehee, I like it!

Funny, but ultimately depressing: The underlying theme is that women's pussies are a source of "trouble."

I love my pussy and want it with me everywhere. It isn't akin to some object that I'd like to remove.

Funny, but ultimately depressing: The underlying theme is that women's pussies are a source of "trouble."

I love my pussy and want it with me everywhere. It isn't akin to some object that I'd like to remove.

I enjoy Wanda Sykes too!
I didn't really like the last bit about the fellas gang-banging [my interpretation] her detachable pussy... but the rest was great.

Funny, but ultimately depressing: The underlying theme is that women's pussies are a source of "trouble."

I love my pussy and want it with me everywhere. It isn't akin to some object that I'd like to remove.

Wanda is the shit.

I was falling out of my damn chair laughing my head off!! That was truly the funniest thing I've ever seen.

re: gsalvidea's comment: I don't think the idea is that vaginas are a *source* of trouble, but that there are external pressures that make having a vaginal difficult. And I have to agree with that.

I thought Wanda was the originator of the concept of the detachable vagina. Was I wrong?

King Missile could make a song of it. Loved Wanda on the Larry David show.

can i just reiterate the love for wanda sykes. omg! this makes me LOVE her in EVAN ALMIGHTY all the more!

"I thought Wanda was the originator of the concept of the detachable vagina. Was I wrong?"

I thought Wanda came up with the detachable vagina idea and King Missile came up with the detachable penis idea.