laughing at the Killer Condom...

The Killer Condom is hilarious. Reminds me of the Troma movie. This also reminds me of this story my parents always tell about how my father's aunt gave my mom a prayer card when they first starting dating in case they "felt any urges." The praying thing didn't work, so my mom jokes that she was just supposed to hold the card between her knees to keep them closed.

Oooh.. where can a girl get her some of those cool savin' it rings that emit the virgin-o rays? Those are super-groovy... especially if they can protect me from crabs and gay germs... but... wait... will it protect me from HIV and pregnancy? Or do I need the scary condom for that? Maybe I'll go ask my teacher, she'll know. Oh, wait, she wouldn't be allowed to tell me the answer though, would she? Ack!