That's funny as hell.

I just ordered one...thanks!

Ewwww.

(1) Are those really supposed to be breasts?

(2) If squeezing the product is supposed to build up the guy's biceps, I'm guessing they probably don't feel very realistic, either.

(3) What's the deal with disembodied boobs, anyway? Does anyone find this funny? Sexy? The only message this sends to me is "No woman ever uses this shower."

Cheers,

TH

Word, Tom. Can you imagine going on a date with a guy, you go back to his place to hang out/mess around, you go into the bathroom...and there are weird plastic boobs hanging on the wall? And then you have to come out of the bathroom and be all "Um, you know, I have to get up early tomorrow, and, well, I'll just get a cab..."

I think it is pretty funny, but for reasons already given by EG I would only buy them as a gag gift.

Yeah, I think I'd have to cab it home for that one. Or just call it a one-nighter, and hope he doesn't ask me to change his diaper.

How retarded! I wonder, do they market weenies that squirt out conditioner for you?

I wonder, do they market weenies that squirt out conditioner for you?

I have no Earthly idea, but if they did, I wouldn't mind using one.

Sylke - Check out the web. I think you will find that anything that can be made in the shape of a penis probably has been made in the shape of a penis.

A self-lubricating sexual device. Yaay! It just needs to be mounted about two feet lower on the wall.

there's something a little gay about that. i think it's mostly the name of the store "'boys' stuff", but the picture is homoerotic, too. there's certainly not a woman involved.

i got nothing against the gay, but i bet the "boys" they want to buy this thing do.

When I was in college, a male friend of mine had these in his shower. They're called "shamboobs." No kidding. I was using his bathroom while visiting him in the on-campus apartments, and I said, "Why the hell do you have this?!?" I teased him mercilessly for his tastelessness and how it wasn't really a chick magnet kind of thing to have, and then I went back to my residence hall and spread the word about M. and his shamboobs. My floor full of 60 women were doubled over with laughter at the ridiculousness of this, and completely outraged. We decided then and there that we needed a "Shower Schlong." Twist one testicle to release shampoo, the other to release conditioner--or use an all-in-one! Our marketing slogans included, "New & Improved: The Shower Schlong: Bigger to Hold More!" Then we posted all this on a sign on my door for ongoing commentary from the women, and when my friend came to visit the women accosted him and demanded he admit the fairness of creating a Shower Schlong.

Oh man, write rachel, your anecdote is hilarious. :-D

If I went into a lady's apartment and found a Shower Schlong, I'd be pretty amused. It'd sort of set me at ease to know that she was at ease with schlongs in her presence.