Our favorite anti-sex nut Phill Kline is appealing a judge’s decision that says health care providers don’t have to report sex between consenting teens. (He wanted them to report ANY sexual activity between anyone under 16 year-old.)

U.S. District Judge J. Thomas Marten’s ruling places the state’s abuse reporting law in jeopardy, Kline said.

Kline contends a 1982 Kansas law requiring doctors, teachers and others to alert the state and law enforcement about potential child abuse covers consensual sex between minors. He argued that the law applies to abortion clinics and later extended that to other health professionals and teachers.

Kline is still all pissed that he lost the right to find out, as Dahlia Lithwick put it, if “Steve frenched Stacy on the band trip to Topeka.� Priceless.