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Vaginal “rejuvenation” docs: surgery is sign of equal rights

Check out this press release from The Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation Institute of New York. Apparently it’s empowering to cut up your genitals.

Women Now Have Equal Sexuality Rights

For years we have been made aware of the benefits of male impotency drugs and enhancement surgery but, until recently, very little medical attention was directed to the physical and emotional aspects of female sexuality. Today women are now exercising their rights to sexual equality due to innovative vaginal surgeries performed by Robert A. Jason, MD, FACOG, the Founder and Medical Director of the Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation Institute of New York.

The Institute’s specialties are Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation and Designer Laser Vaginoplasty. Cause when I think equal rights, I think designer vagina.

Another little tidbit from the release:

An acknowledged expert in women’s medicine, Dr. Jason was personally selected and trained by David Matlock, the pioneering developer of Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation.

You may remember that Matlock is the doc who "hones new techniques on animal parts — chicken thighs, turkey legs and pig's ears — until he is ready to work on women." That's reassuring.

Posted by Jessica - November 14, 2005, at 09:27AM | in Health , News , Sexism

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Today women are now exercising their rights to sexual equality due to innovative vaginal surgeries performed by Robert A. Jason, MD, FACOG, the Founder and Medical Director of the Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation Institute of New York.

Sounds to me sexual equality means gradification the way a man wants to give it to you.

If these guys are aligning themselves with the people who do "penile enhancement" surgery, I don't know how well-regarded they're going to become.

In all fairness though it should be noted that most medical procedures are learned on cadavers and test animals first -- just ask any medical school student. I'm not letting anybody near me who doesn't know how to do the surgery!

However the thought that vaginal rejuvenation equates with equal rights is rather insulting. Thank you for sharing that information Jessica.

Because hymen preservation is the end goal of all empowerment.

I don't know if they have the same billboards promoting these things in everyone elses' neck of the woods, but the womans' face is really disturbing on the ones down here.

At first I thought this article was some of the old Freudian stuff, moving the clitoris to be nearer the vagina so that orgasm could be achieved through vaginal intercourse. Nope, just plain old plastic surgery -- but with the weird Victorian twist of hymen reconstruction!

"Candidates for the Laser Vaginal Surgeries include women whose vaginal areas have stretched due to pregnancy or aging; women who want to increase their sexual pleasure; women who want their labial lips reduced, enhanced or re-shaped; women who want to reconstruct their hymen to its original form; women who have experienced vaginal trauma; women whose vaginal size is not totally compatible with their partner; and women who suffer from stress incontinence."


WTF? People have more money than sense. Although I can sympathesize at least a little with the last three listings.

when I think equal rights, I think designer vagina

Don't we all, my friends. Don't we all.

Harumph. Piss on slicing & dicing my genitals! I, personally, am waiting for docs to create injections that'll give my vagina a "new car" or "cinnamon bun" smell. Or maybe "mint chocolate chip ice cream"....

{All of the above's sarcasm from me, BTW}

i don't know...maybe you're on to something. after all, no one can resist cinnamon buns.

I wonder if soon we will get frequent email solicitations for vagina rejuvination pills?

"prettier." "tighter for him." "fresher sent" "orgasm guaranteed" "virginity restored"

"100% natural, only $69.99 per bottle!!"

In some countries this is known as FEMALE GENITAL MUTILATION (FGM) and is one of the leading causes of high rates of mortality among women and girls; complications during childbirth, increased susceptibility to HIV infeciton etc. etc. I simply can't believe that some doctor somewhere would think this is about sexual equality! Just because it is done in a hospital and with women's consent/at their request does not make it that much different from FGM! What idiocy!

Oh my god -- you... you mean... I really have equal sexuality rights? And it was that simple? Oh my, where have I been? I feel so silly now... Oh Dr. Jason, can I ever hope to thank you enough? Please let me give you an extremely grateful fuck with my new tight vagina...

" I simply can't believe that some doctor somewhere would think this is about sexual equality!"

are you really that gullible? Don't believe it. it is a marketing ploy.

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