Just in case you had any doubts that the men in your life own your vagina.
Forget-me-not panties, being marketed to men, have a tracking device planted in women's underwear that also monitors heart rate and body temperature:
These "panties" can trace the exact location of your woman and send the information, via satellite, to your cell phone, PDA, and PC simultaneously! Use our patented mapping system, pantyMap®, to find the exact location of your loved one 24 hours a day.
The technology is embedded into a piece of fabric so seamlessly she will never know it's there!
Cause if she did know, she'd get a fucking restraining order!
But the forget-me-not-or-I'll-fucking-kill-you panties don't just help crazy stalking boyfriends and husbands. Concerned (obsessed) fathers can also benefit from these privacy-invading undies.
Check out this testimonial from Daddy David:
When my daughter hit puberty I nearly had a heart attack. She started looking like a woman and suddenly she was wearing revealing clothing and staying out late with her friends.
Rather than become an over-protective parent, I decided to try forget-me-not panties™.
They work wonderfully. My wife and I bought our Sarah several pairs so we can watch her around the clock, and if we see her temperature rising too high, we intervene by calling her cellphone or just picking her up wherever she is. My only comment is it would be great to have a video camera...
Eww. Eww. Nothing quite like dear old dad monitoring the temperature of your vagina. I'm sorry, but this is so creepy-incestuous.
How is this legal?
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I think it could be an effective tool in the arsenal to prevent teenage mistakes. Since young women hold all the "cards" when it comes to sexual experimentation, monitering them could be a good way to prevent things that could have lasting, long term consequences.
However, I suspect that if a parent cares enough to purchase this, they probably have raised their kids pretty well and it won't be an issue for them. It's the parents who don't care at all that are the real problem
Parents who "care" enough to purchase this probably don't actually talk to their daughters about sex. They're afraid to think of their little girl growing up, and they clearly don't trust her. I'm not sure how any of this can be categorized as raising kids well.
Are the panties for real, or is the site a hoax? I mean, $100 for a pair?
i hope it's a hoax. a lot of shit of this nature turns out to be...
It looks like it's a hoax. If you hit the order now button it doesn't go anywhere.
That is really really sick.... I also hope its a hoax or else yipes! The idea that someone could be tracking me with a secret GPS system is scary. Couldn't this be considered stalking? This must be illegal is some way...
The order button doens't seem to be working, but they claim that the product has been covered in several mags, inlcuding Catholic Parent. Hmm...
Most likely a hoax. The parent site is http://www.contagiousmedia.org/ which describes itself as a content creator for the "Bored At Work" network.
What's scary to me is that I think that there are definitely people who would buy something like this.
what's that supposed to mean, "young women hold all the 'cards'"?
wouldn't education about safe sex instead of the increasing abstinence only crap be more effective than lurking around waiting for your daughter to get aroused and then swooping in, grabbing her and taking her home?
plus, what if she's just out jazzercising with her friends, and that's what's causing her temperature to rise?
Did a little more digging...the product claims to be made by "Panchira Corporation." Apparently "panchira" is a Japanese word for "panty-peeping," and a gross kind of porn photo where men take pics up unsuspecting women's skirts.
My bad for posting about a hoax, but I think the sentiment is just as disturbing as if it were real...
Just look at tfreridge, who thinks of them as an "effective tool."
Well if it makes you feel any better that this is a hoax... really, the joke is on guys like me.
They've had these in the UK for years, but they are marketed to women who want to keep tabs on their men. I've worn them since the '90s, just in case I forget where I am. They're called 'Mantrackers' and you can get them from any good pretend department store.
It's not a hoax per se, but it is fake (thank goodness!). It's part of a contest at a place called Contagious Media, and it's currently in 9th place as far as hit count...
Yo, I think tfreridge is an "effective tool".
Ha ha, just kidding.
GPS requires a direct line of sight to a satelite.
So if you got a trace from it, surely the first question would be why she had her clothes off outside...
What I really want to know, and haven't seen anyone even mentioning it, is "How did these people get a #2 listing on Google in so short a time without even being a real company?!!!".
I'm thinking they MUST have had an insider - the site is so simple, yet if you type panties into Google.com, there they are in the #2 slot.
I just checked some of their stats, and they received over 2.5 million hits in just the last month.
Can someone explain to me how a non-existent company created to win a $2000.00 dollar prize is able to beat out huge corporate web machines that would kill to be in the #2 slot on google?