A German perfumer has thought up the ultimate sex appeal to entice the object of your desire: the scent of a vagina.
Yes, people, the perfume that will revolutionize the way we smell is here, and its name is Vulva.
Broadsheet makes a good point (which I can’t seem to access the link to from Unfogged) and says:
“But there's something I can't figure out: Who needs this product? The Web site calls the fluid "the object of every man's desire," so it seems it's being marketed to people who want to have sex with men. . .But if you're a woman, and you want to use the scent of a real vagina to entice a man ... you already have a real vagina!! You don't need to buy this! If you're a man who wants to become the object of every man's desire ... is the scent of a real vagina really going to attract the kind of guy you're looking for?”
They also suggest the perfumer comes with a companion fragrance called “Nut Sack.” Anyone have other suggestions for a good name to capture the essence of a man?
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"Whiff el balls"
(too much?)
that reminds me of when i was working at the body shop in college and their "nut butter" just came out. they gave us a sales pitch script, so when people came in to the store, we used to have to accost them and ask, "Can I run some Nut on your hand?" It was great.
Scrotumptious
Sac for men
I'd be subtle, and call it
"Testimony"
I think 'Sweaty Beer Spooge' hits the highlights.
Also, I'm guessing the "body shop" didn't involve repairing automobile collision damage.
good guess, david. yeah, you know--lotions and perfumes and shit. but damn that nut butter had us laughing for weeks.
I had a friend who worked at a gay-friendly shop which sold an array of flavored lubricants. One we were always curious about was one marked as "Hairy Ball". We wondered whether there were taste testers to check the hirsuiteness off the concoction...
My roommate, who is perpetually single, suggested that he might purchase a bottle for his own use. Possibly he'd spray a card and keep it on him during the day, to sniff when the urge arises. I'm not sure he needs this product, as he's already taken to gaming too much and shouting at the television; it's not like he needs something that will allow him to achieve greater levels of anti social behavior.
I guess it's great to have a product that promotes the natural smell of vaginas rather than try to cover it up, but I found it a little strange that on their website they use the term "authentically natural vaginal fragrance".