Never mind that the name of this contraption sounds like it should be a spinoff of E!’s Dr. 90210. What’s really important is that it will vibrate your breasts into perfection.

Step 1: Rub some “healthful liquid” on your boobies.

Step 2: Adjust the vibrate button and shake the girls for a good 15 minutes.

Step 3: Go look at yourself in the mirror and try to pinpoint when your life went so terribly, terribly wrong.

Via Popgadget.