Twelve Other Things The Koch Brothers Could Invest In Instead Of The Republican Party

1. Buy everyone in America an electric car.
2. Build a cruise ship a la Fifth Element that can orbit around the earth. Bonus: if it can go faster than the speed of light.
3. Build an underwater city and name it Atlantis.
4. Invest in art education for public schools.
5. Invest in stem cell research.
6. Invest in AIDS research.
7. Invest in cryogenics.
8. Invest in Teleportation research. (I can dream.)
9. Invest in invisibility technology (this one is actually true.)
10. Finally get the invisible condom out on the market.
11. End world hunger.
12. Give us all free birth control.

You see where I’m going with this. I can go on all day. How about you? Tweet your ideas with the hashtag #innovation, and maybe we can start a movement.